KINGS FINALS

🎿 KINGS FINALS ARE HERE AND IM HALF MAST🎿

Nussclings. The moment has arrived. After a year of training, questionable mental states and questionable life choices, it’s all built to this Kings Finals on Saturday 2nd May and we are going absolutely feral.

The bus departs at [ask the bald man] from the usual spot don’t be late or I’ll make u sit next to Glen.

THE RACE:

80 teams. Every university in the UK. One slope. It’s giving David vs Goliath except David has been training all winter and David is built different and really good looking.

THE THEME: HAZMAT 🧪☢️

That’s right. We are suiting up. Boiler suits, hazmat fits, the whole biohazard collection. We want to see you looking like you’ve just escaped a government facility and decided to go skiing instead of turning yourself in. Suits will be provided but feel free to accessorise.

Go get your ticket. Suit up. We’ll see you on the mountain. ☢️🏔️​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​